ZZ Plant

The ZZ Plant is the ultimate low-maintenance superstar. With its shiny, waxy, dark-green leaves that grow in perfect symmetrical pairs along upright stems, it looks almost fake—like high-end plastic décor—but it’s 100% real. Nicknamed the “eternity plant” because it refuses to die.

Why you love it

- It’s basically immortal. You can ignore it for a month (or three) and it still looks flawless.

- Thrives on pure neglect—perfect for brown thumbs, offices, or anyone who travels.

- Tolerates the darkest corners where nothing else survives.

- Air-purifying and sleek, modern, architectural look that fits any style.

- Underground rhizomes store water, so it laughs at drought.

Caring Tips (almost zero effort)

- Light: Low to bright indirect light. It grows literally anywhere except direct sun. Dark rooms = slower growth, still gorgeous.

- Water: Only when the soil is completely dry—usually every 3–6 weeks indoors. Overwatering is the one way to kill it.

- Humidity: Doesn’t care. Dry desert air? Fine.

- Temperature: 60–85 °F (15–29 °C). Survives down to 50 °F.

- Soil: Any well-draining mix (cactus mix or regular potting soil + perlite works).

- Fertilizer: Feed once or twice a year if you remember. It doesn’t need it.

- Repotting: Every 3–5 years at most. Loves being root-bound.

- Toxicity note: Mildly toxic if ingested (contains calcium oxalate), so keep away from nibbling pets or kids.

It’s the plant equivalent of a cactus that looks like a glossy designer piece. I love it because it lets me feel like a successful plant parent without actually doing anything. Perfect ego boost.